Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Rough Toilet Paper

No missionary worth his salt needs the soft quilted fluffiness of cloud-infused toilet paper. Missionaries don't waste money on those kinds of things, and that's assuming that the country where they are living even has toilet paper (cue the leaves). A real missionary will use the roughest and toughest stuff that can be found, even if it means not being able to sit for a week.